Perfection is death

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I love these commercials

inflightdata / by: mcpartymcfly

2013/04/1 ✧ 62,758 notes

Window Socket - Kyuho Song & Boa Oh

So this is an absolutely brilliant idea! Just attach the plug on to a window and it will harness solar energy. A small converter will convert it into electricity which can be freely used as a plug when you are in the car, on a plane or outside.

I love all things green

evesvitamins / by: timgspears

2013/04/1 ✧ 101,053 notes

Outcold

neikolove / by: ianbrooks

2013/04/3 ✧ 16,282 notes

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All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe

That’s insane! Wow.

I normally dont, but this is the most interesting thing I’ve seen all day

i was mesmerized…

Thats shit can’t be real

There is nooo fucking way thats real!!! If her ass is real, I’m giving up twerking, cause there is no fucking way my ass will ever wobble like that. I”M DONE!

I would give her a round of applause but she handled that for me…

0_0

neikolove / by: donkhafa

2013/04/3 ✧ 7,842 notes

Am I the only one that, seeing the “it’s the Gateway to Satan’s Lair” comment, images Satan just sitting on his throne of skulls chilling when suddenly this girl plops in from above and he goes “What the fuck?” while sipping his blood-of-the-innocents martini or…?

It got better omg ))

im actually in tears

oldie but goodie

Am I the only one that, seeing the “it’s the Gateway to Satan’s Lair” comment, images Satan just sitting on his throne of skulls chilling when suddenly this girl plops in from above and he goes “What the fuck?” while sipping his blood-of-the-innocents martini or…?

It got better omg ))

im actually in tears